burnt sausage

The act of wacking off with no lubrication and accidently rubbing skin off leaving a painful rash that turns into a scab.

Example:

Guy 1: Dude what the hell is wrong with my dick!? (whip's his dick out.)

Guy 2: Ohhhh! Dude you have a burnt sausage. wait like 3 days until you wack off again.

by Jumbalia Stone November 29, 2011

goat sausage

a man with lots of whit pubic hair. looking identical to a goats penis

awe look at that old guy. bet he has a goat sausage

by ksks1996 January 13, 2011

Muddy Sausage

A "Muddy Sausage" is having anal sex and the penis has shit on it.

"I've got a Muddy Sausage!"

by Edgyboiii August 30, 2016

elongated sausage

a man's kingly meat scepter

Man, that is an absolutely elongated sausage.

by chemking May 11, 2020

sweater sausages

Boobs. Lung protectors, jello molds, double lattes, bald commuters, mre's, whoopie cushions, frontal lobes, juggies, ....

Q: 2nd funniest name for boobs?
A: Sweater sausages

by vk31337 April 14, 2011

Bunnings sausage

The only thing that makes australia great

Go get a fucking Bunnings sausage now you cunt

by The Bunnings sausages February 06, 2017

sausage breath

The smell if your breath after sucking dick

That bitch has sausage breath !

by Ubby1013 December 18, 2015