Salty Sea Dog

When taking a lady from behind, one reaches round and wipes their hand across/in/around the lady minge in order to obtain lady water on one's hand. The mucky hand is then smeared over the lady's face, and the words uttered 'Avast, the Salty Sea Dog'!

Jesus, that kebab was rank. It tasted like a Salty Sea Dog

by jamjam41 July 3, 2008

Safety Award

Anything you steal from work because you need it at home. You tell your boss that you gave it to a crew member as a Safety Award.

Check out this new knife I got from work as a Safety Award.

by Steelheader December 18, 2008

safety jack

The act of masturbating several hours before a sexual encounter so as to prevent premature ejaculation and enhance the duration of the act.

Is it five o'clock yet? It's almost time for my safety jack before meeting up with Jessica...

by IRC got me laid July 16, 2009

Saftey Safe

A place you go after you get really high, because things are coming after you. In this place, the things that are after you can't get you anymore.

Example: A dark corner, your room or simply anyplace where you feel safe.

"I can't take this anymore, I'm going to my saftey safe." - Jud

by DrZoo November 8, 2009

Safto

Short for This Afternoon

Could also be used a greeting, ie good afternoon

When are you coming round to help me bury this dead hooker?
Safto

by sarcasticus December 8, 2009

Salty Mooncake

A sexual act where a salty solution is inserted into a moon cake like part of the body

"yo dude took this girl home last night. gave her one salty mooncake alright. . .."

high five

by Chinkalinka September 25, 2010

safety dick

a default man that a woman wants to sleep with, because she is either bi, lesbian or friends with benefits; and needs a man to be there when she calls.

when a chick is in a relationship with another women, and then needs a man to sleep with. she then calls the man who is her "safety dick" and then has sex with him.

by zadtheman March 22, 2012