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Rock Squats

The term coined by the greatest band on earth, Tenacious D, as an exercise maneuver so exhilerating, it can increase your rock performance and stamina. The exercise is so complicated (has been known to cause minor spinal damage), it has yet to be performed in public by the band nor have the instructions been disclosed.
"Are you willing to make the commitment to deep-knee Rock Squats. Seven or Eight at a time...in a row!" -Jack Black, Tenacious D
by Razorglove July 9, 2009
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Rocks Socks

Something so great it will blow your socks off.

Unbelievably, amazingly, indescribably not entirely unlike an orgasm but much cleaner and a lot less work involved.

Coined by William G Burns III in the book, "English Idioms, Sayings and Slang" by Wayne Magnuson.
A free trip to space on Virgin Galactic Rocks Socks.

The day that Ferris Beuller had Rocks Socks.
by darianknight February 13, 2007
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nipple rock

a lump you get in your nipple from going through puberty only boys get this hellish rock in their nipple and it kills when you get tity twistered.
damn homie dont be touchin up on these nips. i gots me a nipple rock biatch
by AK-47 biatch August 21, 2006
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Camp Rock

Proof that Disney needs to feed on children's souls to survive.
by Ikin October 20, 2008
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rock star

Someone who is in a popular rock band. Some of these guys live the craziest life that exists.

They tour around the world to play their music while getting worshipped by their fans. After the concert they fuck a bunch of groupies and leave for the next gig while taking some drugs.


Bands who live like this or have lived like this are: The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Oasis, The Who etc...
Man... i wish i was a rock star.
by Dick_H July 28, 2005
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goth rock

Frequently misunderstood and misapplied as a term, goth rock is an offshoot of post-punk that existed primarily during the early to mid 80s. Its reputation as the darkest and gloomiest form of underground rock is largely deserved, though today that reputation stems more from the visual style of its bands and black-clad followers. Sonically, goth rock took the cold synthesizers and processed guitars of post-punk and used them to construct sorrowful and often epic soundscapes. Early on, its lyrics were usually introspective and intensely personal, but its poetic sensibilities soon led to a taste for literary romanticism, morbidityor things like religious symbolism. Goth rock was generally not a critically acclaimed style, given its penchant for relentlessly mournful dirges, and melodramatic excess. However, it spawned a devoted, still-thriving subculture that kept its aesthetics alive long after the music's initial heyday had passed. The godfathers of goth-rock were British post-punkers Joy Division, whose bleak, remote, obsessively introspective music and lyrics laid the initial foundation for goth. But for all intents and purposes, the true birth of goth rock was "Bela Lugosi's Dead," the 1979 debut single by Bauhaus. Already chilly post-punk outfits like the Cure and Siouxsie & the Banshees became full-on goth bands around the same time, and their heavy, menacing makeup and dark clothes became an important part of their fans' expression. As goth rock's popularity spread among a certain segment of sensitive, alienated youth (first in the U.K., where most of its bands came from, then in the U.S.), its fashion sense grew more and more outlandish, and the original sound evolved somewhat.
The Cure, Siouxsie & the Banshees, and the Mission UK incorporated more pop and alternative elements in their music, while the Sisters of Mercy, Fields of the Nephilim, and the American band Christian Death took a heavier, sometimes metal-influenced approach. By the end of the '80s, the original goth-rock movement had ceased to exist, but the music mutated into new forms and continued to influence many of rock's darker subgenres. During the '90s, the goth sound began to cross-pollinate with industrial music, producing hybrids that appealed to both sides, as well as the darkwave subgenre The latter half of the '90s also saw goth rock's influence cropping up all over heavy metal; a new breed of progressive black metal bands drew heavily from goth's sound and style, while some alternative metal bands also borrowed from goth rock's visual imagery (including Marilyn Manson, who - despite countless news reports to the contrary - is not a goth-rock artist).
goth rock bands: The Cure, Joy Division, Sisters of Mercy, Fields of Nephilim, H.I.M. (His Infernal Majesty) and many others....
by Deathbyspoons August 9, 2004
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Skank Rock

Born out of the grunge rock era with influences like Guns and Roses and Nirvana (both not too shabby). A term used to reference bands that get by with limited musical talent by using repetitive guitar chords and raspy vocals. Bands like Nickelback, 3 Doors Down, 3 Days Grace, Creed, and Chris Daughtry have perfected the art. This type of music is usually preferred by people who would classify themselves as "Rockers". Preferred music of girls with tramp stamps and guys with Ed Hardy t-shirts, dog chain necklaces, and barb wire tattoos. The kind of music lumberjacks cut wood to!
Mason: Shit yea I got tickets to the Nickelback concert this weekend!
Tim: That sucks.

Mason: Why?
Tim: It's skank rock.
Mason: Huh?
Tim: Your sister listens to it and she has a tramp stamp.

Mason: What are you trying to say?
Tim: The skanks love it!
by Skank Rock Sucks November 18, 2009
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