redneck bubbler

When a person takes a drink straight from a bathroom or utility sink, due to a lack of access to clean water or drinking glasses, usually because of drunkenness, or pure laziness, thus turning the facet into a bubbler (drinking fountain). Prominent among apathetic college students.

Trashed College Student #1: Dude man, dude, I don't feel so good. I think I'm gonna be sick.
Trashed College Student #2: It's cool dude, you just need to get some water in you.
Trashed College Student #1: Yeah, but we don't know the guys who own this house, and this is a shady-ass basement
Trashed College Student #2: Well, look in that utility closet in the corner, there might be a redneck bubbler in there.

by Local Dumbass December 31, 2009

Redneck Pumpkin

A redneck pumpkin is where one takes a pumpkin without carving it and shoots the pumpkin multiple times, leaving holes in the sides of it.

A Redneck Pumpkin is A pumpkin with gun-shots in it.

by Nastasia July 29, 2009

Redneck Burdines

Overblown camping, fishing, diving, H2O skiing, gun toting supply store, repleat with redneck clothes store. Also features restaurant and bar.

Hey Zeke, let's nip over to the Redneck Burdines for some ammo and sinkers.

Burdines may be replaced by the Department Store of your choice, ie: Macy's, Dillards, Tesco etc.

by Don Izzy October 15, 2007

Redneck Ramadan

A period of feasting which lasts more than one day for a person who views Islam as a way of life to be mocked , hated, or misunderstood.

Usually the result of a windfall, ie a sale on Natural Ice, a winning scratch off ticket, a new girlfriend with an EBT card.

Redneck" I ran into the vending machine lady, she was throwing out all the old sandwitches since they expired, and she let me have em all ! I have enough vending machine food fer four days, breakfast lunch and dinner !"

Observer "Looks like the begining of a Redneck Ramadan.

by Smart ass guy August 3, 2011

Redneck Champagne

The act of holding in your urine until the end of intercourse and thus finishing the act with shoving your penis into your partner's anus and proceeding to urinate and ejaculate inside at approximately the same time. Then, leaning to the side pull the head of the penis out to make a popping sound like a cork as the urine and semen flow out.

I went down to see Carol at the trailer park and treated her to some nice Redneck Champagne.

by Barenhaut February 26, 2018

redneck snowball

when a man has a chew in and kisses a woman, while at the same time swapping the chew from his mouth to the woman's mouth.

Did you see dennis give sarah that redneck snowball.

by dippin c January 15, 2010

Gay Redneck

A trator who gets his hit over the sde of the head with a shovel for being a homo!

(Gay Redneck) Pa, Ma, Im a Homo!
(Ma) Oh dear Lord when I asked for a girl I didnt mean it like this!!
(pa) Margret! Wheres my shovel.
(Gay Redneck) Gotta Go!

by Cheyanwitts October 31, 2007