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Ranger

The surviving men of the west from the Tolkein's universe. The last surviving members of the numenorean race on Middle Earth.
by Gunkglumb July 25, 2008
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armchair ranger

The type of asshat who sits there and says "Oh yeah, I would have done this. Or done it that way. This person has never been in any situation at all so therefore they have no authority to comment on anything.
Hey man I heard you got shot at the other day. Yeah. Well what did you do. Well I got down and tried to get out of the way and not get fucking shot. Well I would have stood up and shot back. Shut the fuck up you armchair ranger. You don't know and you will never know what to do. All you do is sit on your ass and specualate.
by pantyteamaster October 21, 2010
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power ranger generation

The power ranger generation are the kids born between 1991-1996.

For the most part, these kids watched power-rangers, the predominant kids show of the day. Since they completely missed masters of the universe, and few would familiarise with thundercats, the most they knew of other generations was the slightly inimaginative teenage mutant ninja turtles. Being extremely dull, and without a general sense of direction, power rangers just filled the viewers' minds with gratuitous fighting scenes, stupid ideas and an overall air of unfulfilment. Lacking the morality that the masters of the universe generation and tundercats generation learned, these kids will just become dull and unanimated like the teletubby generation. They will not be able to think for themselves.
The power ranger generation are just entering their teens.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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lone ranger

a single white circle thing left behind while playing the best game ever, pac man.
"oh no allie, there's a lone ranger. we have to go back for him. Watch out for Blinky and Sue!"
by Helen Williams January 2, 2008
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ranter

The ability to make up words or phrases and for them to become popular and used in common day society.
"You're our ranter guy."
"We love your ranter"
by viperboy August 9, 2003
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Ranger Paper

The one sheet of toilet paper issued in a US Military MREs (Meals Ready to Eat). When you take a shit you push the paper over your strong hand index finger then wipe your ass with your finger. After wiping take pull the paper off your finger to clean it.
After a cold Beans and Franks MRE I had to take a runny shit. Thankfully I had not thrown away my Ranger Paper.
by take's a lick'n September 19, 2009
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Midnight Runners

A slang term for Dexedrine, a powerful stimulant, used for the treatment of ADHD. Dexedrine is also used by the military as a "go-pill" and is given to fighter pilots to stay alert during missions. Nicknamed dexy, it gets its name from the 80's band Dexys Midnight Runners.
"Hey, did you pick up anymore Midnight Runners?"

"Man, I just ate like 4 Midnight Runners and I'm speeding balls!"
by Lil' Brudder December 9, 2008
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