professional bencher

Refers to any player who play team sports ( such as basketball, football, etc...) but sit on the bench for most of the time.

That dude is a real professional bencher , because he keep shooting airballs.

Bruh, that dude can't even run 10 yards with the ball, what a professional bencher

by quan267 June 2, 2016

Proftitute

A proftitute is a person who is ready to trade his self-respect for mere pass grades. Usually these unfortunate illicit relationships spike up towards the end of semester.

one out of three university students is a proftitute

by Jayyant November 8, 2016

profiteroling

The act of eating or retrieving spunk from the vulva area of a female; just like one would eat the cream from a profiterole.

Did you hear about that celebrity from that girl band?

Aye loved profiteroling I heard

Filth

by bobspike April 27, 2017

profile wank

Wanking to somebodies instagram profile picture.

"Have you seen Emily's profile picture"
"Yeh, might profile wank to it"

by julesiscancer July 10, 2017

Profiterole

Profiterole a type of pedophile known for stalking under age fidget spinners. Very illegal activity.

That dude is a real profiterole

by Hehexd Tyler is dead July 21, 2017

Profiterole

Sounds like a class of pedophile, is a delicious food.
- Ice Cream on the inside so it's just even better for this description.

Profiterole: Hey don't I look delicious!
Person: EW! ARE YOU TRYING TO RAPE ME ?!
Profiterole: Bitch, I'm your food. Now sit the fuck down.

by Bestondiscord July 21, 2017

Proftin

The act of obsessing over another with whom they have just met, promptly placing them on a pedestal.

He is already thinking about marrying that chick he met last week. Classic, already proftin.

by Danny Franchise September 23, 2017