Professor Genius

A person who has a ego so big, that they feel the need to call themselves both Professor and Genius and insist that others do the same

Student: "Good Morning Professor"
Professor: "I actually prefer to be called Professor Genius. Since, you know. I'm so smart.
Student: *Sigh*

by kople700 July 22, 2018

Professor X

A man who looses sensation in their legs as a result of sitting on the toilet for too long.

Hey, did you hear about Travis? He professor X’ed himself because fell asleep while taking a shit.

by Chase77 August 12, 2018

professora cristina

I WILL SEND YOU ALL TO 107!!! I HAVE NO CLASS MANAGEMENT AND I SUCK AT TEACHING!!!!!

Lately, Ronny has been acting like a professora cristina, I hate him when hes like that.

by insidecheesegrater September 25, 2018

professor beep

The most wonderful woman in the whoooooooooole world, she says "beep - beep - beep - beep" and then closes Skype when you are halfway around the world and does it in the cutest possible way that makes it less sad to say goodbye for the day!

Jort: "Alright! Time for Professor Beep to say goodbye."
Flort: "Ok {mwah}"
Jort: "beep - beep - beep - beep - beep!"

by uncle fuckbucket October 23, 2018

professional-incompetence

Someone who is bad at what they do, someone who really doesn't know what they're talking about, but they do it in a way that seems outwardly proffessional.

Adjective form: proffessionally-incompetent

It Doug has so much professional-incompetence, he posts his own drivers-ed tutorials online, but he doesn't even know how to drive.

Sarah is professionally-incompetent, because she really does look like she knows what she is talking about, but the pros mock her, because to an outsider she looks like she can talk the talk AND walk the walk, but her catwalk is not a real catwalk; she would hurt herself on a real catwalk.

by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 8, 2018

Professional Disagreer

A Professional Disagreer is a person who, no matter what the topic is about will disagree with you . This type of person has no knowledge about what he is actually dis agreeing with. But he just does.

This dude is a Professional Disagreer.

by Bailmaninmo December 14, 2018

Professional Firer

A Professional Firer is a business owner who continually fires the employees just for the sake of firing them. These type of individuals own businesses just so they can fire people.

John is a Professional Firer.

by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019