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pooper smoocher 

1. A person who goes out of their way to brown nose and kiss up to others with the hope that they will be liked, accepted and befriended.
2. A facile person that is very pretentious and will act as if they admire, respect and even look up to one by constantly praising them when it is undeserved... all along with the motive of making people believe they are caring and sincere so then when they take advantage of this person or persons it is unexpected and therefore much easier put one over on them.
3. One who premeditates and targets someone and then uses their charm to manipulate them by lying and even telling them what ever it is that they think that person or persons might like to hear... all the while they have the intention of using that person or persons for their own selfish reasons later on when they deem necessary or most convenient for them.
sounds like: poo-purr-smoo-chur pooper smoocher
1. I didn't know it was even possible for someone to be that much of pooper smoocher.
2. If they gave out trophies for being an ass kisser, her trophy would have #1 pooper smoocher engraved on it.
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pooper skewper 

A word used to compliment someone with 100+ swags.
Nick: Hey Michael you are a pooper skewper

Mike: Wow Nick that was mean, I hate you.

Nick: Dood pooper skewper means you have a 100+ swags. Trust me I know.
pooper skewper by pooper skewper January 4, 2013
A pooker is a another term for a crackhead or a methead who usually has scabs and cheap clothes if any at all
James"hey Dave see that fucking pooker over there shooting up."

Dave"fuckin pookers all over the streets crackin out its narsty. Let's jump him."

James"Dave you actual moron that pooker will stab us with his hiv positive needles you autistic downy!"

Pooneral 

Where you bury your own poop.
I just buried my poop at my pooneral.
Pooneral by gregben March 19, 2022

Mexican Poltergeist 

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except the residual funk from a vigorous taint and asshole rub is smeared on the upper lip instead of human fecal matter. This move can also be referred to a Spectral Sanchez and is best done covertly.
Last night I rubbed my funky taint and gave my wife the worst Mexican Poltergeist, she go utter and still swears permanent damage.
Mexican Poltergeist by Chef Duck September 25, 2011

sooper pooper 

Fortnite kid's once they need to take a massive doo doo diarrhea shit, Once they take their shit they need a lot of toilet paper to wipe their stinky sweaty booty ass

Pinky in the pooper 

When a woman sticks her pinky in a dudes asshole during intercourse.
Ivan was smashing and this fire bish put her pinky in the pooper.
Pinky in the pooper by Ivanbiash January 24, 2017