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poking the darkhorse

to tweet something silly at a member of the 'intellectual dark web' in order to make them overreact and, in a twist of delicious irony, attempt to cancel the initiator
"Dude, you were really poking the darkhorse last night with that tweet storm about how Sam Harris's penis size relates to his IQ."
by hoss bossman September 12, 2021
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poke on the wrong side

Something creepy kids do to girls they like...
Steve: Yo Sarah let's poke on the wrong side
Sarah: Wtf? No!
Steve: Too bad you're getting it anyway
by deliah May 2, 2008
mugGet the poke on the wrong sidemug.

Poke

To touch someone for a long a period of time
I poked him in the stomach
by Pokem November 6, 2019
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Salad poking

The act of when a female partner anally destroys the male partner with dildos and or other sex toys and after the male partner proceeds to lusciously slopper and lick all over the sex toy.
"Thanks for the good prostate stimulation gabby, bring that here so I can chow down I'm starving", said Malcom

After a good salad poking

After the act of being anally destroyed
by Hugh Blackman May 18, 2015
mugGet the Salad pokingmug.

Poke

A term used by country people who live deep in the mountains. It's used to mean bag or sack to carry stuff in.
Bring me a poke in here to put these apples in.
by Rainflowermoonglow November 14, 2020
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Poke

To describe some smoke thats pokey (potent), or just describe anything as good, cool etc
"Man that weed is poke, i am so stoned"
"That free party was so poke!"
by Ziziana May 24, 2007
mugGet the Pokemug.

poke a monk

Man I'm really want to poke a monk tonight said the Nun
by Plungerbaby October 15, 2022
mugGet the poke a monkmug.

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