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Shit Poking

When two males are having sex in a port-a-John.

See Port-a-Pussy for female version.
Herbert and Chester were Shit Poking at the NASCAR race.

Alphonso and Ja’Quan decided to engage in Shit Poking to get back at their husbands.
by Fuiwontdowhatyoutellme August 26, 2022
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Poke

When Arctic Foxes exist. Alternatively, when they actually try and pounce on something. Usually used with the slang term "Poker" in reference to Arctic Foxes.
1.) "Look! That Poker is poking!"

2.) "That Poker is about to poke!"
by AzureAzel September 16, 2019
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Poke Ballin'

When you get so drunk you decide to smash your balls with a potato chip clamp at the same time screaming at your ex while face timing her.
by Robsh@rd September 1, 2020
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Donkey Poke

When you poop on somebody’s face and it’s bloody
Jake got donkey poked by Jenna
by Johnson dingleberry April 28, 2024
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Pokes fans

Fans of Oklahoma State University athletics teams. The butt-fuckinest, most annoying wanna be redneck fans found in the state of Oklahoma. They are located around the shitty little town of Stillwater. Most people would rather wipe their asses with 1-ply toilet paper than live in that shit box town for more than the 4 years required. The Pokes are the red-headed step sibling to Sooners fans and are subpar in every sport except wrestling.
I’d rather root for the Cleveland Browns than be Pokes fans.
by SportsGuy119 January 30, 2018
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wick poking

A verb which describes the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman .
Man 1: Guess what he *pointing at another friend* was doing last night?
Man 2: Don't know. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball?
Man 1:Haha, no he was doing some wick poking on some woman last night.
by akimb0 April 25, 2011
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Tent poking

When someone with a boner (erection) hugs or spoons you and you feel something poking (pressing against) you.
I slept over at jakes house yesterday.
When we shared the bed he started "tent poking" me.
by ChrisMissSpecial July 29, 2020
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