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poking the spoon

When a man develops an erection while spooning his partner.
I had a hard time falling asleep last night because Jake kept poking the spoon.
by Manly Hopkins January 24, 2012
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poke

Eric went 2 for 3 with a poke
by Chucksterolove May 3, 2023
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Belly poke

To have sex with a penis inside of a bellybutton.
His penis was so small, he tried for a belly poke instead.
by James Gresham November 13, 2023
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Pokees

That 5 year old tik tok girl said " Ooh joseph has pokees."
by the 69 kid January 31, 2022
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hornea poke

When a man goes for oral sex but accidentally pokes his partner in the eye with his willy. Is a mash-up of two words, cornea (meaning eye) and horny.

WARNING: Can cause injury, flush immediately and see a doctor!
Husband: Are you okay? What's the holdup down there?

Wife: I'm fine, you just gave me a little hornea poke, that's all.
by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014
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Poke

Heartbreaker, plays with feelings. Usually plays with girls feelings
by Bella_isgay June 24, 2022
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