pineapple

when a women has such a hairy butt hole it resembles a pine apple with a nice firm bottom and a sprouting top u can't miss and would have to get rid off to enjoy that amazing fruit

damn that girl had a pineapple or i would of got lucky last night i ran out the door with nightmares

by 1337 gamer is me December 22, 2015

pineapple lasso

when you pay a hooker to perform anal as your mid anus you smack her in the back of the head with a pineapple attached to a lasso then take your money back

me"bro last night i was railing this hookers mud ring and hit her with a pineapple lasso"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"

by squirrel pussy March 15, 2016

Pineapple Delay

When you're having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind, you stop and as soon as she ask's why you stopped you hit her over the head with a pineapple.

Dude I pulled the Pineapple delay against Michelle last night.

by killerbee4747 August 9, 2016

pineapple plump

Racist term for asian girls.

"Wow look at the fucken pineapple plump over there at panda express"

by Feggt July 27, 2016

pineapple fish

a person with fish lips that get bruises from sucking dick.

she's pineapple fish because she comes to school having bruises on her lips.

by bob 69 09 your mama July 27, 2016

Pineapple

The look on someone's face when they want to fuck you. It's basically when someone looks at you with fuck me eyes.

Girl 1: Look at the way he's looking at me.
Girl 2: Oh my god he's such a pineapple.

by tomboy.in.love.with.pizza June 19, 2016

pineapple overlord

The original founders of the world we live in, the creationists that bound the fibers of our universe, the origin of the universe was in fact explicity for us, but, Pineapple Overlord17 has recently blogged in the 7th demension about the truth behind their mission and retreat. Pineapple Overlord17 states that "the universe was created in a super ridiculous, puzzling, squ*red up mind game, purely for intertainment. Its really boring being a crazy @$$ pineapple in the middle of space and accomplishing nothing. People were funny as hell at first. Then they got a little crazy... overboard... questioning who made them and crap so we decided to intervein, we made jesus as a prank... and a whole new story with no serious answer they could actually find for sure. It grinded their geirs to a point they got llame as llamas so long story short, we didnt want to fail like that that guy who refused to sell myspace jesus said he would trade us pizza rolls if we got the fuck out of there and minded our own buisness. By now i think its obvious who really won"

The Pineapple Overlords HATE squ*res! Your mother would be disgusted!

by BObIthA17 June 3, 2016