philly-tire

a car driving around the streets of philadelphia on a flat tire because the driver is too lazy or too drunk to get out and change it. one knows it by the sound of "ba dunk ba dunk ba dunk ka dunk ka dunk a dunk..."

" hey, check out rocky over there driving around on a philly-tire. he's a real hoagie-head. "

by johnny strang April 23, 2006

Phill status

origanly based on a girl who is definetly not perfect, but everyone thinks shes is. used as a compliment.

Boy at waldorf sf: look at her. shes definetly got an almost phill status. 2nd boy at waldorf: yeah i know. I CALL DIBS ON HER!

by elliot dwyer carney January 20, 2009

Philly Hand Shake

A prank played on someone whom passes out with their pants half-way down. A second person proceeds to slap a piece of white-american cheese on their ass-crack, then pull up their pants. The resulting heat melts the cheese and creates a philly cheese sandwich in their pants. The term "Hand Shake" coming from the motion of applying said cheese.

Jose` was passed out after drinking one night and being a dick to his wife. To get back at him, she slapped on a Philly Hand Shake. Yummy.

by wussm0nster September 17, 2010

Phillip

Defined as an average white american male, A Phillip has nothing special about him. The male is average at best in all aspects of life. They have little to no muscle tone. They are found to have an average flacid penis of 1.25 inches. While erectile they are found to be just below average at 4.5 inches. A Phillip is known to be creepy around the females, while also being socially awkward around his male peers. Nobody should grow up wanting to be a Phillip. They strive to be on Instagram, and be hilarious to what friends they do have.

Tyler- Awww man, they just named that baby Phillip.
Levi- That poor kid. Phillips are gay as hell.

by UC_2012 December 12, 2012

Phillion

1: A very high number. Higher then a billion, less than Infinity. Somewhere around a googolplex.

2: Take the cost of a single human life and multiply it by the number of people called Phil who are alive at any given moment.

He made his first Phillion after selling off the solar system to a passing Ferengi convention.

by ailesnoires March 18, 2011

phillippowned

1. Be Beaten Badly at something
2. Like "owned" or "pwned"

Past tense of the word "phillippown"

Jon's been "Phillippowned"

by Adam March 10, 2005

Phillip-Morris,CO

What you call someone whom you or other people constantly mooch cigarettes off of, or someone who has cigarettes at all times. AKA RJ Reynolds.

A:"Yo Dude i need a cigarette."
B:"Wheres Phillip-Morris when you need him?"

Mooch:"Maaan i need a stoge so bad. Lemme get one."
Provider:"What the hell do i look, Phillip-Morris,CO? Go buy your own for once."

by Sputnikk0000 March 18, 2009