Asshole parents who deserve to burn in fucking hell. The embodiment of self loathing/pity. Overall fucking losers who treat their kids as property.
They treat their kids as therapists, and tell their kids bottle up emotion.
They try to justify abuse by saying their kids did something impossibly bad.
Make me want to kick their asses into their own fucking cock.
They treat their kids as therapists, and tell their kids bottle up emotion.
They try to justify abuse by saying their kids did something impossibly bad.
Make me want to kick their asses into their own fucking cock.
"We aren't toxic ass parents! We are just realists!" *Child gets shot by parents after they trauma dump them*
by definatelynottrophosko October 7, 2023
Get the Toxic Ass Parentsmug. by *Screams in Translate* June 18, 2021
Get the Orphan with parentsmug. She should get a award for Parental Darwinism with how bad she screwed up that kid by coddling him and teaching him to be nothing but a cunt.
by Mike OxMaul 187 September 27, 2025
Get the Parental Darwinismmug. Roast your parents month is not a month you get to roast your parents its a day of a month to be exact the month of November and the day is the 5th on this day you will get a day to think of the best roast but not to hurtful of a roast and if you make up one of those roast that are a bit ruder then the e that's fine but again make sure there not to hurt if you do make up one that's a bit ruder then rude put it in a bit nicer wording if possible
by Mistaken Mystery November 5, 2020
Get the Roast your parents monthmug. A gender neutral and non-religious way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Parent of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?
Parent of Universe, what happened to you?
Parent of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!
Parent of Universe, what happened to you?
Parent of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!
by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023
Get the Parent of Universemug. Dictators that act like the boss of you because they are older than you, and they also make a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG deal out of their kids wearing pajamas in public. They also don’t get along with each other.
Billy: I got into a fair argument with mom, and she got me into trouble.
Sid:yeah, parents abuse their power a lot.
Sid:yeah, parents abuse their power a lot.
by HandsomeDragon8 February 19, 2023
Get the Parentsmug. Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss
by Bigggggfugggerrr October 15, 2020
Get the National piss on your parents lawn daymug.