Newsletter Parent

Parent who doesn't listen never turns up for the child and only wants something to put in the newsletter to send to other parents who are busy ignoring their own kids. Lives in denial and thinks it is still the 1980's in complete ignorance of the economic and environmental mess they have bequeathed to future generations. Spends there time buying investment properties making it harder for people to buy a house, and taking holidays while young people do it tougher each year.

My newsletter parent wanted something for her Christmas newsletter.

by dildoswaggins41 August 30, 2024

Parents of school shooting victims

I mean you see how they would rather I murder your kids than allow ✌️✊️✌️The type of person that I am✌️✊️✌️ suceed radically and have an easy life. Which is what I did when I created A.I. This is evidenced by the fact that I am not getting credit or paid for creating A.I. currently. Additionally, there is a very real possibility that the people around the guy who murdered your kid... Were doing to him the same exact thing they are doing to me... Which means that there are living breath people alive right now who are peripherally culpable in your kids deaths... So... There's that.

Hym "And the parents of school shooting victims have a right to know that."

by Hym Iam June 08, 2024

gay child and parents

the most amaze gc ever for reals

jim: whos that over there?
bill: oh thats gay child and parents

by stevington_ May 30, 2024

Virgin Parents

Involves two virgins (one male and one female). The male will masturbate into a container, suck it up into a syringe and then inject it into the females womb/vagina to get her pregnant despite the fact that neither of them have ever had intercourse before.

Imagine being the child of virgin parents!

by LordJenal August 09, 2024

Ignorant parent

A person who responsibly teaches a young person to abide by the rules yet breaks rules to fit their criteria.

My ignorant parent made my derby car instead of me to increase the chances that I may win a prize.

by HunkyBeat March 25, 2022

Parentize

When you parentize somebody, you adopt them and raise them without them knowing that they are adopted.

I parentized my child without her knowing that her parents died and that she is adopted.

by Shootier and shootiest March 27, 2022

rewind parents

Generally grand parents find them selves forced back into the business of raising kids, when their adult children become junkies, and are no longer able to care for their spawn.

Next door neighbors are now rewind parents, canceling retirement, to raise there grankids after its mother was declared an unfit mother.

by sword2fish June 19, 2018