Parent Exhaustion

When kids run you to the ground. To be tired after a day of parenting.
I’m tired due to Parent exhaustion. These kids be running me ragged
by Delano Sounds November 28, 2021
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Keanah parents

They are dead... She does not have any
Man that coin is gone... Just like keanah parents
by Reulind June 30, 2022
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Parental filter

Noun. 1. A filter that blocks out offensive items, predetermined by the authorities that added that filter.
Alice and Bob: Since current programming has content considered inappropriate to little children, we'll install a parental filter for a bit. Is that okay?
Charlie: Is Sesame Street filtered?
Alice and Bob: No, you can still watch Sesame Street and other educational programs.
Charlie: That's all good with me.
by Modern-Webster September 13, 2021
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Parentize

When you parentize somebody, you adopt them and raise them without them knowing that they are adopted.
I parentized my child without her knowing that her parents died and that she is adopted.
by Shootier and shootiest March 27, 2022
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rewind parents

Generally grand parents find them selves forced back into the business of raising kids, when their adult children become junkies, and are no longer able to care for their spawn.
Next door neighbors are now rewind parents, canceling retirement, to raise there grankids after its mother was declared an unfit mother.
by sword2fish June 19, 2018
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Grandma parent

A mother who is old enough to be their childs grandma Having a kid at 40
by MessyKairos March 07, 2019
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Parental amnesia

Missing out on tasks and duties because parental duties take precedence.

The polite way of using your child as an excuse.

Most common in parents of children aged 5 and under.
Sorry couldn’t call you last night, freaking parental amnesia doesn’t let me keep track of things.
by Ashfaq Qayuum Hayat March 08, 2022
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