by RNDRPS November 24, 2017
Get the Couch Pussymug. The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
C-bone: TJ got so wasted last night that he ended up puking Mac salad all over himself and the couch. Damien and I had to give him a Turkish Couch Bath.
by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021
Get the Turkish Couch Bathmug. by Cuz she said March 3, 2021
Get the drop it like a couchmug. by Sarah&Dan March 22, 2010
Get the curdled couchemug. by The Official my Account August 12, 2018
Get the falling off the couchmug. *someone leaves a group discord call without announcing their departure*
Wow, they’re pulling a Couch.
Wow, they’re pulling a Couch.
by AshBee91 June 22, 2025
Get the Pulling a couchmug. One who sits on their couch (or any couch), and scopes for attractive people or celebrities on TV or in movies.
"The only reason she watches House is because she thinks Hugh Laurie is attractive."
"What a couch whore."
"What a couch whore."
by philozopher99 January 22, 2012
Get the Couch Whoremug.