November 12

Today is the day your girlfriend give you the greatest head of the year, and she keeps eye contact as you finish in her mouth.
My girlfriend gave me the greatest blowjob ever today, I forgot it was November 12th!
by Ricky Iglesia November 12, 2020
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November 12

Boy: slaps girls ass
Girl: about to hit him
Boy: ” eyyy it’s November 12th you know what that means”
Girl: “ooooh fuck it...”
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November 12

It’s the nation grab you girls ass day✨
Boy; grav girls ass ”Its november 12th
Girl; ” fUcK it....”
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November 12

smack your youngest friend day, you smack them because they're inferior
Dude why did you just smack me!

Because its November 12 duh.

Oh makes sense.
by bigbodypeppa November 11, 2019
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March 12

March 12 is a day of recognition to an epic fella, and a new chapter for an epic fella. Cheers to the March 12 fellas who are kind hearted, inspirational, helpful and etc. People born on March 12 are some of the realest fellas you’ll meet. Do you know an epic fella born on this day?
Oh my… it’s March 12, we better get celebrating…”
“All my homies love March 12…”
by Anonym005 March 12, 2022
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October 12

October 12th ../National fuck your best friends mom day is when you fuck your best-friends mom and get away with it .
by Jennifer handlmans October 07, 2022
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May 12

It’s national “make sure a guy asked you out day” u know why guys this person needs it and hopefully will not be alone on there b-day also to ad to this awesome day give every girl u know that is born on May 12th a beautiful hug/kiss (she or he wants it bad!!)
Random guy: Hey girl happy b-day *gives kiss*

Girl: accepts the gift and marries the lovely man later on in life on May 12th!
by Caramel12313 November 15, 2019
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