Nut Goblin

1. One who hordes male testicles, as a means to show self worth and masculinity.
2. One who steals excessive amounts of kills in video games, in order to feel as if they contributed towards the team.

1. That nut goblin would steal my kill.
2. Boot this nut goblin I am so sick of him stealing my kills.

by Rhal426 May 24, 2009

Nigga nuts

When your cancer kicks in and yo cum be looking like theres fucking lil brown nigga up in this bitch/mudslide but it’s cool cuz you be vibing

Nigga 1:Yo have you heard jahs new song
Nigga 2:Nah isn’t it called nigga nuts?
Nigga1:Yea i just don’t get what the title is supposed to mean
Nigga 2:
WHAT you never dropped a nigga nut?!

by Suprememuslimgamer69 November 03, 2019

Rape nuts

1.A savage groping of a mans testicles, usually by a woman.
2.A grabbing and tearing of the genital area

Man that bitch opened up a box of RAPE NUTS on Roy.

by Mc Matt December 03, 2004

v-nut

Short for "varicose nut." When one testicle is considerably larger than another, often due to bloodflow-related issues.

Ain't no girl gonna be able to fit that v-nut in her mouth.

by K. Itty February 16, 2005

Fuck-nut

Expressing anger toward someone, generally for
some sort of retarded behaviour.

'I can't believe that fuck-nut smoked all your weed'

by Mitchell Eagleman May 21, 2008

Pumpkin Nuts

slang for a boy with red hair...you think about that for a minute and it the true meaning will come.

That Marty McFreckles is a real pumpkin nuts!

by Tina McMullet November 02, 2006

kleg nuts

when your shit gets tangled and matted into your pubic hair and creates balls of shitty hair.

"Go lick your kleg nuts"

by i hate ja rule March 17, 2003