blazin bagel

When you light the hair around one’s anus on fire and put it out with semen and hot sauce
“Hey babe wanna try something new tonight”
“What?”
“A blazin bagel”
“Get your nasty ass out of here we are done
by BuzzaNut March 12, 2024
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Tijuana Bagel

Sex act. Simply...has everything on it...
When we were done it looked like she was a Tijuana Bagel
by Stonedirt November 08, 2017
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Avocado Bagel

If you found this here are some steps

1. Go out and buy a pack of bagels and a couple avocados

2. Get a bagel, cut in half then toast

(While doing step 2 also do step 3)

3. Open a avocado and put it into a bowl then simply. . . SMASH FUCKING REPEATEDLY UNTILL NICE AND FUCKING SOFT

4. Get the bagel out of the toaster and put the smashed avocado on the bagel

5. Eat !
Read my great directions of how to make a very diverse “Avocado Bagel”
by noodleiscool June 22, 2022
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Buttering the bagel

The act of ejaculating on an asshole and spreading it around with a male genitalia
Holy shit Jennifer me and the pastor was buttering the bagel night.
by ieatasswithaspoon August 21, 2021
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she put her bagels on me

Grace, she put her bagels on me
by _Calm_ May 28, 2021
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Stoop-Bagel

1. A secret vampire who drinks RED and is non intellegent; instead of eating people, consumes goats and pizza crust dipped in rootbeer.

2. One who cannot take craps unassisted.

3. One who is black, with white skin.
1. Person: How can you eat that? Only stoop-bagels eat like that!

2. Person: I cant go poop!
Other Person: Because your a stoop-bagel.

3. Person: Are you black or white?
Other Person: Im stoop-bagel.
by LaLaDolla April 24, 2009
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free bagel

1. A loose butthole. You can make implications about toppings yourself.
"I went over to Jennifer's place to get myself a free bagel yesterday."
by DrSpocktopus November 05, 2013
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