Toilet monster is a mysterious man who have keys to every home, comes in the middle of the night when everyone sleeps, shits in their toilet, then takes a shower and leaves. The only way to catch him: when he leaves he never wears underwear beneath his clothes!! (If you catch somebody late night, leaving your house after taking a dump and you undress him and he have underwear on him, it is just an ordinary pervert so let him go!)
Man, my water-pipe broke in my flat, luckily my neighbour gave me their keys to watch the house while they are on the vacation. I will be such a toilet monster.
Peter Griffin was such a toilet monster when he found out Cleaveland's house is empty.
Peter Griffin was such a toilet monster when he found out Cleaveland's house is empty.
by chinesemassage.mt December 18, 2018
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Rachel: ugh what a boujee monster
Rachel: ugh what a boujee monster
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Like the creature from the original Star Trek series, a person that sucks the life out of you by their incessant neediness, emotional demands and constant whining. After time with them you are emotionally drained and need down time.
Wow that Cassie is a real salt monster... my head is still aching from all the help she needed on her term paper.
by whenriques March 23, 2019
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Jim :Yo the potato monster nutted on my pet pigeon yesterday.
Bob :did it get your nipples
Jim :nah i got away
Bob :did it get your nipples
Jim :nah i got away
by Preist_of_Gaming April 7, 2020
Get the potato monster mug.A feral creature known to inhabit the woods of Vermont. Similar to the Jersey Devil, many have spotted this creature but none have confirmed video footage. It appears to be female and lives on a diet of alcohol and pickles. If you see it emerge from the woods, do not make eye contact and don’t make sudden movements. Offerings of alcohol are often made by local men in order to gain the trust of Woods Monster.
Did you see that?! It just crossed the road in front of us. I think it was a Woods Monster. It’s real!
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Monster:" Hello there"
Player:" It made no noise whatsoever! How did you know? You're such a Plot Monster"
Monster:" Hello there"
Player:" It made no noise whatsoever! How did you know? You're such a Plot Monster"
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