milk dud 

A cow that no longer gives milk.

Previously a top producer on the ranch, that Geraldine is now a certified milk dud.

milk dud by Prarie Sequin March 5, 2010

Milk Flaps 

Noun; Derogatory/Insulting term to describe a extremely pale girl. Preferably one who is ginger or has lots of freckles.

No, I wouldn't go out with old milk flaps, or, I caught him getting off with milk flaps.

Milk Flaps by *Crumpet* June 23, 2007

Milk Dud 

A synonym to Shooting Blanks used to explain when the male ejaculates without any sperm being present.

"I shot a Milk dud" "He shot a Milk Dud"

Milk Dud by matt.gentry March 7, 2015

milk dud daddy 

Afro-American pimp that pays well but also abuses his bitch.

My milk dud daddy pimps me out.

milk dud daddy by RufusMcMinister February 15, 2006

Milk Bagging

The act of being hit in the face with a breast.

i.e. the female equivalent of tea bagging

Dude 1: Hey man, who gave you that shiner?
Dude 2: Dude, my girlfriend got a little intense with the milk bagging last night. You can see my face-print on her tit now! It's like the breast of turin or something.

Milk Bagging by damoroso December 20, 2010

milk duds 

When a guy sucks the milk out of a pregnant womans tits.

That dirty bastard went home and sucked on his old lady's milk duds

milk duds by titf*uck March 13, 2009

Milk the Bull 

Male masterbation or the recieving of manual stimulation of similar nature from another.

"Dude, after four cups of coffee and a walk on the beach I had to milk the bull or I'd die."

Milk the Bull by DiscoDuck August 18, 2009