Midnight Monkeys

A group of devious individuals whos sole purpose is to cause criminal mischief.
Them Midnight Monkeys are devious as shit!
by Timfree January 19, 2023
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Midnight Snack

A Midnight Snack is when you're woken up, from a dead sleep, at any time between 12 am and Sun-up (it has to still be dark out) with terrible diarrhea caused by the last meal you ate before going to bed.

If you are woken up with Shit Cramps, a Midnight Snack is almost certain to immediately follow.
Bro, I ate WAY too much Chinese food. I'm definitely gonna wake up for a midnight snack tonight
by Munson G. September 12, 2022
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Midnight Snack

Having company over for some adult time in the middle of the night without staying over. When somone comes over for seggy time ridiculously late at night. Snacking late
Is anyone coming over tonight?

Yeah, i'll probably have a midnight snack at some point.
by Annah11 July 18, 2023
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midnight snacks

i exercised to the fridge at 12:14. totally not for midnight snacks
by greenghost110 September 15, 2020
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midnight effect

A phenomenon where you start acting weird after midnight and you don't go to bed.
The symptoms tend to get worse after midnight hour by hour.
Your friend: *started saying and acting something weird*
You : he's not usually like this. It must be because of the midnight effect.
by Robert Blarg December 27, 2024
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The Midnight Whisperer

A Sales Manager that not only demands high sales performance but also a late night call. The only time he will not take a Midnight Whisper is when he is watching midget porn. You can find this Hitler looking Sales Manager off of Barber St.
Hey Terri Girlie what's wrong? "I am tired as can be, just finished writing 1700ap and now I have to give my Sales Manager "The Midnight Whisperer" the Midnight Whisper." Well... hopefully he will be still watching midget porn, he didn't answer when I called.
by Brokeback Blackburn April 27, 2015
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Midnight Sniff

When you need to scratch your ass hole in the night and you carefully do it as to not have smelly fingers the rest of the night. You double check just to make sure by sniffing. If you are good , back to sleep. If not, you gotta go wash your hands.
I “midnight sniffed” 7 times last week and only had to wash my hands once.
by SneakerP November 24, 2021
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