Reflex Math

A math "learning" website designed to torture kids and make them want to kermit sewer slide and go commit die.

Teacher: Why aren't you on Reflex Math?
Student: Do you want to see me kill myself?

by Amon128 February 16, 2022

Math Magician

An employee who lies on their timesheet so it appears they worked 40 hours, not the 35 they actually worked.

Beth is a math magician. She can make coming in at 10:00 and leaving at 5:00 equal 8 full hours.

by INArchitect April 10, 2015

Math Class

A useless period of time used for situations like “what if you didn’t have a calculator?” But in reality everyone does.
This class is nothing more than bragging rights for kids if they get good grades.

“Dang it, I have to go to Math Class for the 197,836,927’th time

by xX_Boss_Xx December 8, 2017

The creator of math

Go die in a hole

The creator of math is Satan

by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020

Math is easy

the fucking meaning of "math is easy" is that the phrase itself is sarcastic and its used for fucking tryhard teachers to try to pursuade students to be in love at math

teacher: Math is easy!
Me: yo mike thats bullshit right
Mike: yep thats straight up gay

by Mr. Bruh Ph.D August 12, 2020

corbett maths

A fuck show

I wanted to kill my self after my maths teacher told me to go on Corbett maths

by Ola senyorita January 29, 2021

circus math

Math used when the intent is to confuse, confound or falsify the true calculations.

By increasing certain taxes, lowering other taxes, adding new taxes, removing others as well as giving new and old taxes old and new names the Government performs circus math, a dazzling display of calculations that few people can ever figure out.

by FragileSanity72 April 24, 2009