Sawdust Lubricant

Dry sawdust that is thrown into the vagina to assist with penetration.

Man: This girl was so wet that I had to use my patented sawdust lubricant before I could fuck her.

by Squeeze808 October 19, 2011

Jerk Lurkin

Jerk lurking – or Jerk Lurkin’ describes a behavior, especially in an office or business environment, of a person who does not understand the natural queues of a conversation, personal space or common courtesies of their co-workers, peers or business associates.

Jerk lurking includes, but is not limited to: Lingering in a conversation long after it has ended, standing behind someone’s desk watching what they are doing when they don’t know you’re there, standing too near to someone even after seeing it has made them noticeably uncomfortable and not moving, staring at people from your desk while they work.

"I was talking to Phil about a project today. I put my head phones on and he was still behind me nodding his head for at least 60 seconds after the conversation was over. That was a pretty serious jerk lurk."

:::

Cool Guy: "Hey man whats up?"
Idiot Guy: "Nothin...just gazing into the distance"
Cool Guy: "Can you do it somewhere else? You are uncomfortably close to me right now...for no reason."
Idiot Guy: <still standing there. doesn't move>
Cool Guy: "YO MAN, YOU'RE FUCKIN JERK LURKIN RIGHT NOW AND IT'S PISSIN ME OFF!"
Idiot Guy: <nods. doesn't catch on>
Cool Guy: <shakes head. puts earbuds back in and proceeds to work>

by DJ_Knux February 19, 2013

Playa Lung

A condition that is acquired at Burning Man. Much dust is inhaled into the lungs, and then settles in and sets up camp and does not leave. The patient typically does not experience the most highly unpleasant symptoms during the actual Burning Man event, due to partying distracting from the condition. Playa Lung can cause coughing and congestion for months after Burning Man. This condition is worsened if the patient is a smoker. This condition is most successfully diagnosed when the patient's Primary Care Physician is a Burner. In fact, if you think that you might have Playa Lung, you should make sure your doctor is a Burner. If he/she is not, you should find a new doctor. A Burner Doctor.

"Please excuse the horrible mucussy coughing - I participated in Burning Man seven months ago and still have Playa Lung."

by Uno Ojo January 2, 2015

yung luke

Quite literally the worst rapper in existence.

Check out yung luke on SoundCloud. He's worse than Lil' Pump.

by dan pee April 3, 2018

💗💗Daniel Lu💗💗

Daniel Lu is an absolutely stunning young boy with a beautiful aerodynamic mohawk that allows him to travel at lightspeed. He posses the strength of 50 men, breaking doors instantaneously. To further it up, Lu is occasionally entangled in complex relationships with his 26 girlfriends. He enjoys to scream, eat, and play minecraft. Daniel's specialty is giving out heart-shaped valentines cards to his girlfriends and secret admirers. Long Live!

This man is very💗💗Daniel Lu💗💗.

by Dictionary Definer 8000 March 3, 2022

Pulling a Ludwig

While playing the sport of baseball, when a player makes a totally unnecessary dive at a ground or fly ball and completely misses it, usually resulting in the loss of the game and making the player himself, and all around him feel like total assholes.

Bob: I hope that Steve doesn't pull a Ludwig in todays game.
Marty: Yea, last game he was pulling a ludwig, and totally missed the ball and lost the game for us, when he probably could have just fielded it regularly and gotten the out.
Bob: I feel like an asshole just hearing you tell me this again.
Steve: Hey guys! Whatcha talking about?
(Bob and Marty turn away and act like they did not hear Steve)

by Man Bro Dude Guy Person January 15, 2008

80s Power Lunch

Midday meal consisting of alcoholic beverages and little else, esp. in the business/corporate setting.

Carmen and I just returned from an 80s Power Lunch, and I'm totally ready for my meeting with Bob.

by Diplomatt October 21, 2009