the lemon squeeze

When someone inserts the index and middle finger in the vagina, then inserts the thumb in the anus. Then you squeeze the taint together like a lemon

I gave her the lemon squeeze
Fingermasturbate

by Rob 409 September 25, 2016

Lemonade

1. A lemonade is a collection of short stories containing lemons, or sexually explicit scenes.

2. A lemonade can also be a story of about novel length that contains many sexual situations.

1. I read this awesome Harry Potter lemonade the other day, but I'm only on the fifth story. It's so hot!

2. Fifty Shades of Grey is a lemonade.

by SirNekoGeorge September 23, 2012

Mikes Hard Lemonade

A drink drank by mostly females. Sometimes enjoyed by little boys.

Vuk: Hey Dardan, what are you drinking tonight?
Dardan: Probably gonna drink like 3 or 4 Mikes Hard Lemonades...

by YouSeemMad January 22, 2011

Chuck Norris Lemonade

The act of pissing in a chicks or your friends girlfriend's mouth followed up by a throat chop and an unholy roundhouse kick.

Hi Sally (Dan's girlfriend) close your eyes and open your mouth, I am going to treat you to a Chuck Norris Lemonade instead of a shot of tequila.

by bigdaddy10 November 15, 2007

Lemon Party

When 3 or more old men get together and have an orgy.

Your grandpa wants you at his next lemon party.

by John Plato June 11, 2008

Lemon party

A party celebrating lemons. Nothing perverted or gross. Just lemons.

My friend and I are throwing a lemon party

by Lemmon juice August 7, 2017

Pentecostal Lemonade

The drink that a pentecostal or otherwise cheap person makes from the free water, lemons, and sugar provided by a restaurant so they do not have to pay for a beverage.

Waiter: What would you like to drink?

Pentecostal: Oh I'll just have water and a bowl of lemons, oh and can we get some more sugar?

Waiter to another waiter: Fuck these cheap asses at my table they are making pentecostal lemonade so they don't have to spend $2 on a drink. Fuck my life and my tip.

by E Dee Luv May 4, 2009