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Lauren is my friend
Lauren by Hskndn October 21, 2019
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lauren (kai’s bae)

OML PLSSS I LOVE THIS HOE SM OMLLL... anyway her cosplays are so sexy and her eyeliner 😩😩😩😩lauren is bae asf i cant even explain... her and her gf probably so cute 😟 anyway this little young hornball is so nice and wholesome.... AND SEGXY HOLY SHIT IM SCREAMINGJSKSKEKEOE
kai: where tf my bae at
lauren (kai’s bae): right here surga mama 😩😩
kai: i...

Lauren Dream 

A dream in which the dreamer commits gruesome murder of friends/loved ones. Lauren Dreams are common amongst seemingly innocent people with hidden psychotic thoughts and tendencies. The term was coined by Dr. Lauren whose dream journal cataloged a series of murderous episodes involving friends, roommates, and parents. Dr. Lauren admits that her dream journal inspired her actions of dressing up as a clown, sacrificing 4 chickens, and killing two innocent, paraplegic children at the local Chucky Cheese. She then proceeded to lead police on a three-state chase where she was apprehended by police and later transferred to Arkham Asylum.
It is often said that Ted Bundy's actions were inspired by a Lauren Dream.
Lauren Dream by Dr. Lauren March 18, 2021
A person that doesn't feel like themselves when they're home but lives the best life ever when there not home. It goes the same with people, they don't feel like themselves when they are with their family but when it's friends or boy/girlfriend they are living the best life.
This week, I've really been feeling laudin
laudin by Lolipop00 April 17, 2021
Lauren is the best girlfriend you could possibly have in life! Especially when she's matched with an awesome guy named Andrew! She is smart, super sweet, caring, giving, good natured, thoughtful, and not to mention she is the most sexy, gorgeous, beautiful, amazingly cute woman in the world!

She has an amazing personality that not one person could match. She commands respect but also gives it in return.
A Lauren is an elusive species and is now on the endangered species list of the fast growing "RARE WOMEN OF THE UNIVERSE" and soon will be extinct in a generation or two.

So if you find a Lauren make sure you don't let go because it will be the biggest mistake you will ever make.
If only all women were like Lauren there would be less problems in this world. Less murder, less drug addicts, and more love.
Lauren by anonymous October 4, 2021

Lauraing 

Lauraing is the same as Gaslighting but it's the person who's being Gaslighted's fault for not harpooning her and rolling her back into the sea as all Laura's are fat disgusting manatees.
Friend 1: Hey did you hear how Steve is doing?
Friend 2: He's doing badly because he allowed himself to become a victim of Lauraing.
Friend 1: Fuck that fucking beached whale
Lauraing by 200percentgary December 14, 2021