long lake camp

you know you go to long lake when :
- you put nutella on everything

- you long for pizza night

- you are either gay, rich, foreign, or jewish

- you live for bagel sunday

- there’s one kid in your bunk who gets the entire bunk sick
- you cry on hell night

- you LOVE aaron abs and owen creative writing

- the meatloaf tastes suspicious and they did sweeney todd last session

- you’ve seen tommy at least 3 times

- you know every word to camp rock and high school musical

- when an upper stone/herm 1 kid yells “no cuts!” but you yell back “cit cuts” even tho you’re not a cit

- you drink the enhanced water

- your bunk is a shitshow
- when you wonder why makii doesn’t choreograph any numbers for the dance show

- you miss dublin

- you come back with an entirely new vocabulary/accent

- all your friends are crazy talented

- you lose all your socks by the end of camp

- the word “sports” haunts you

- will fencing = bae
- you get sick right before your show

- you know where urinetown is

- when you get yelled at while trying to go to the fuck shack

- you’ve been branched

- you’ve had a laundrytastrophy

- you know all the calls during announcements

- you hate at least one of your counselors/unit leaders

jeff scares you

- you HAVE hooked up at camp (don’t deny it, everyone’s done it.)

- literally none of your counselors are from america

- you put on some POUNDS at camp

- you get campsick the day after camp ends because you miss all your best friends :(

long lake camp is my favorite place on earth.

by longlakeluvr69 August 15, 2019

Missouri Lake Licker

When a shot of alcohol is poured on a mans outstretched nutsack like a bowl and then consumed by a a willing participant

Seth I swear she gave me the Missouri lake licker last night.

by Lil_cheezit April 1, 2023

lake los angeles

A place where it tries to scam you upfront and give you nothing positive.

Man, I'd really like to go to this town by but u can't trust it, sounds like a lake los Angeles

by Beethovenswolf February 10, 2018

Walled lake northern

A school full emos, homophobs that havent came out yet, girls that talk shit about eachother but keep it on social media because none of them can actually fight, tuesday and thursday pizza days, lots of politicians even though they dont have a right to vote yet, nudes leaked around the school, no stalls open when u actually have to use the bathroom because of the StOnErs + people getting caught in the bathrooms at lunch and using the excuse "it isnt mine:,((" , girls and guys using eachother, leggings and crop tops, non serious rasist jojes because of our 90% white population and dont forget our favorite day of the week #khakiday 😋

"bro i rly like her"
friend- "what school does she go to"

"walled lake northern"

"bro she's definitely cheating on and using you"

by gonknights! October 21, 2021

walled lake northern

a high school in michigan where everyones parents make 6 figures or more. 95% of the school has a breeze. everyone dresses like basic bitches or full on cosplayers that will hug for 5 minutes straight just smelling each others hair. the boys bathroom and locker rooms are only for hotbboxing and fights. white people act black, black people act like white people, and the white boys will say slurs you've never even heard of. all the male science teachers are creeps and will hit on you if your underage

"im talking to a new girl"

"what school she go to?

"walled lake northern"

"oh nah she's def crazy"

by shawtyyyyyyyybae4 January 13, 2022

Lake Erie Pipeliner

The act of snorting cocaine off a man's erect penis.

Where's my man today? Oh he's at home in bed he was out late doing Lake Erie Pipeliners last night.

by Pjtitties January 7, 2020

take him to the lake

The act of taking a guy to a lake, killing him, and dumping his body in the lake water.

Matt: "I really don't like the way Craig talks to me.."
Charlie: "If I was you I'd just take him to the Lake"
Matt: "Good idea.."

by DethZarr July 2, 2015