killing the monster

Masturbating

I will be a little late, I am currently killing the monster.

by Sensei85 December 1, 2017

Mr. Kill

Noun.

Someone who can take out an entire gang of people in 5 minutes or less. Their weapon of choice is usually a gun or any edged weapon.
Female Mr. Kills are known as Mrs. Kill or Ms. Kill

Some famous Mr. Kills are:

Rich Evans
Chuck Norris
Rick Moranis with a gun
John Rambo
Doom Guy (also known as the Doom Slayer)

Guy 1: Dude! I just wiped out a battalion of Somali Pirates!

Guy 2: Dude, you've just achieved the status of Mr. Kill.

by HorseJerky1776 December 10, 2019

Conversational Kills

A word or sentence that instantly kills any conversation.

John: "Oh hi! How are the kids?"
Susan: "I ate them."

Carl: "Have you seen Susan lately?"
John: "No, her conversational kills freak me out."

by TheRealLegend27#nostealplz December 23, 2016

killed the song

when you make the song turn into shit

taylor swift killed the song

by john cne October 14, 2017

poke and kill

When the vaccine distributor gives you a not dead version of a vaccine and it gets you sick

"Dude, I got a flu shot yesterday and I totally got a poke and kill"

by Coco Standley January 29, 2021

kills ya

When something kind of sucks. Short for "It kills ya"

Person A - "Do you have any more annual leave left?"

Person B -"No.."

Person A - "Kills ya"

by snailsoda January 22, 2020

Walking Kill

A person that dominates anything and everything in sight.

Have you ever seen Shane play cod? He’s a walking kill.

Connor always hits deep three’s. He’s a walking kill.

Did you see Tyler clear the ball full field and score? Yah man, he’s a walking kill.

Lazarus gets no buns. Yah he wishes he was a walking kill.

by Chromosome #420 February 28, 2020