Jelly Doughnut

When a man ejaculates in a womans mouth and before she can swallow or spit it out he slaps (backhand or open palm are both acceptable) her in the mouth. The blood from the slap and the semen mix together forming what resembles the jelly in a jelly doughnut.

I came in her mouth and then i smacked the ho... but thats one jelly doughnut i'll pass on eating.

by Nicky EsJay April 23, 2008

Jelly Dicking

When you have sex with a girl with a limp dick

that fat chick was so ugly i was jelly dicking her
i was so drunk that i was jelly dicking that bitch

by deaficating May 6, 2011

jelly bug

a fat ass mo fo chick.

That girl is a jelly bug

by Duke1234123412341 October 27, 2008

jelly-button

alternative way of describing your's or someone's belly button. best used when a persons stomach is so large and covered in fleshy rolls that the button is barely visible

There is a guy at work who always eats fast food, his stomach rolls are hiding his jelly-button.

by HollieNanner August 3, 2008

petroleum jelly

The act of feeling envious towards another region's gasoline/petrol prices.

New Yorker: "Gas over here is down to $3.29 per gallon. I just filled up today."

Californian: "It's $4.57 over here. You have no idea how petroleum jelly I am of you right now."

by MiniPizzaHitman October 18, 2012

Man jelly

Breakfast condiment for males to be spread on toast.

Dear, could you please pass the man jelly? I think its next to the man peanut butter.

by Lil' Sis October 21, 2003

jelly bird

A large fat birded typed pokemon.
or your best friends fat little brother.

Brett you are such a jelly bird.

by Brandonheat January 17, 2008