jeff

From my name is jeff.

My name is jeff and i like some turtles

by i3orkhjbgvluwj March 13, 2021

Jeff

A synonym for crackhead.

John is a jeff.

by PepeJeff March 13, 2021

National Happy Birthday Jeff Weiss day

March 17 is jeff weis birthdya Say happy birthday jeff weiss on march 17 it’s national day!’

wow i sure do love jeff weiss!
me too, i’m so happy it’s national happy birthday jeff weiss day!

by Jeffweiss March 17, 2021

Jeff And Some Aliens

A pretty decent show on Comedy Central. Although it didn't live up to be like South Park just like Drawn Together, it still had some pretty good episodes.

It says in the opening that 3 aliens were2 sent by their boss to study Earth's most average guy. Their subject: Jeff. To see if Earth is worth preserving or obliterating.

Person #1: What should we watch? South Park or Drawn Together?

Person #2: How about Jeff And Some Aliens?

Person #1: What's that?

Person #2: It's different from those 2 shows. It's actually pretty funny.

by Maya Butreeks April 8, 2021

jeff

A man that pretends his name is John. He never cleans the kitchen, and loses his keys. He is scared of the dark.

Oh - this is John! His name is Jeff!

by Paul Kellerman July 17, 2022

Jeff

jeff is everybodys best friend
he loves to party and is accepting and open to any opportunity
there is absolutely nothing wrong with him by any standard whatsoever
we must praise jeff

"I have to go to church to read about Jesus tomorrow."
"Sorry, I don't know Jesus, I only know Jeff."

by Sr. Swaggio July 26, 2022

jeff

one who literally screams DUDE every 5 seconds

*casually driving a car*
jeff: DUDE turn the ac down

by not donk June 18, 2022