jamada

The sweetest person ever. She often speaks very loud and it's pretty scary but eventually you'll get used to it. She makes an amazing mother and would do anything for anyone. Usually she's pretty logical and is witty and smart. She is beautiful but she doesn't believe it (I should know she's my mother and I take her look *hair flip*) She's also a hard worker

"I would love a mother like Jamada"

by thatgirlinthecornercalledjeff May 25, 2018

Jamaican Football

Jamaican Football is a stripping version of American football where when one team scores a touchdown the members of the other team must remove one article of clothing. This usually results in an orgy as each team gets closer and closer to becoming fully nude.

Guy #1: "Dude this party is getting so boring, let's go play Jamaican Football!"

Guy #2: "Nah dude, last time it quickly turned into a giant orgy."

by Dionysus Carthage June 11, 2018

Jamaiyalee

Jamaiyalee is an amazing person . SHE WILL NEVER TRY TO LET YOU DOWN. She is a very sensitive person. YOU DON'T WANT TO EVER LOSE HER. She will be with you at times thick an thin. She is very beautiful but often sometimes feel it. She is a very caring person. She is very goofy and annoying she laughs at everything.

Jamaiyalee is very nice an loves monkey's

by JAMAIYALEE12324567890 June 15, 2018

jamal

a jamal is one hell of a baddie who never turns down a triple dog dare ;). a jamal reads books, but only if they're about ass-eating, thickies, or slightly over-cooked hams.

person 1: hey man you want to go out and find us some nice thotties
person 2: hell yes, I don't want one, I want jamal

by holla 4 a dollar June 15, 2018

Jamaican Weed

Jamaican weed is like heaven on earth!! one great example is Bob Fuckin Marley! one thing u should try before ur death is smoking jamaican weed!

man you should try this jamaican weed it will make you go so high you will fuck your own mother

by XxStitchxx64 June 27, 2018

jamaican bobsled track

When you shit so hard you shit up your back

We had a farting contest and Joe pushed so hard he made a Jamaican bobsled track up to his neck.

by Cooter polluter May 9, 2018

Jamaican blue Mountain

A expensive ass coffee that the beans come out of monkey shit. Crazy ass monkeys get there shit picked through for coffe beans.

Man this Jamaican blue Mountain coffee smells like monkey ass.

by Bsy420 March 12, 2018