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Jacob

Jacob is a great guy with a great personality. The one things about jacobs is that they just never win, EVER! Jacob can hold a great conversation for 30 seconds without getting distracted and can only talk about conspiracies. But remember they NEVER win.
Hey Jacob did you win? - friend

NO, I NEVER WIN!! - Jacob
by The Bakery February 22, 2022
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Jacob Aids

Jacob Aids is a terrible disease that one person can get when they realize there crush is gay. Jacob Aids symptoms are very different, but the number one effect is that the one who has caught the disease gets R.E.K.T. ( Rare Existential Killer Tuberculosis). But the advanced form of Jacob Aids is Jesus Aids
Bro1, lilly is gay
Bro2, damn I now have Jacob Aids
by Reeeeeeeeeeeeee6969696969 February 25, 2022
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Jacob's Boyfriend

by not chris's dad March 8, 2022
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Jacob W.

Jacob W. is the kind of guy to smoke a ton of weed, tells you he cares about you, and still mean when the high is over. He is the kind of guy who will treat u like a princess just cause he cares about you that much. If you're special to him you're very very lucky.
Marrissa loves Jacob W. but she's too scared to say it.
by marsluvsusosomuch March 23, 2022
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Jacob'd

The result of an employee purchasing a good or service before a customer even had a chance.
When a Best Buy Employee named Jacob purchased the graphics card before the customer even had a chance.
I went in the Best Buy store to buy the GPU, I saw it, but Jacob claimed he was unable to sell it to me. Afterwards I saw him buy it for himself.
What a Jacob
I went to go buy that PS5, but the employee bought it first, I was Jacob'd.
by PSUchubbs March 26, 2022
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jacob barnes

Jacob Barnes is a very good man. His good friends are Graham, Landon, Levi, MacKenzie, and McKenna. He is crazy when it comes to Coco Puffs. He doesn’t really like art class to much. He is athletic and is good at basically every sport.
Girl 1-woah jacob barnes
Girl 1-I know right
by ur mom!!:) April 21, 2022
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jacob

jacob is an amazing friend, he’ll always be there for you when you’re bawling your eyes out or when you fall asleep in the middle of a conversation. he’s pretty cool, but he’s also a loser:)
jacob is so cool
by skrskr225 May 8, 2022
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