fortune cookie

Lies.

My fortune cookie lied to me. :(

by jessijinx1017 January 1, 2010

Sugar Cookie

It’s a god damn cookie. Not a butt, not a handjob, a cookie. Ingredients:
Butter
Milk
Eggs
Brown sugar
Flour
Sugar
Nutmeg
Cinnamon
Willpower

“Hey John, what’s that?”
“Just a sugar cookie.”
“Like a-“
“NO. A ducking cookie Carl.”

by Real definitions in real time March 16, 2020

cookie foot

a term used for the white fungus growing on the bottom of a homeless persons foot and around the toe trenches. It looks quite similar to dick cheese and has an odour of nacho cheese dorito's, a dog's fart and stale milk all mixed together.

When being stripped searched in jail the homeless man might say " Yo boss, I dont think you want me to take my socks off, I got some bad cookie foot"

by roddy b September 29, 2009

Sugar cookie

Hypoallergenic version of chocolate chip cookies

GUY: oh my god dude, there are no chocolate chips in your cookie!
OTHER GUY: duh dude, its a sugar cookie

by Diana_and_Shaina November 7, 2009

gloom cookie

Within the goth subculture, a derogatory term used for disaffected teenagers who turn to a goth affectation in order to express their misfit status. Most often applied to young, female goths.

Common physical characteristics include "Eye of Horus" eyeliner, fairy wings, bad poetry, clothes from Hot Topic, and Wiccan paraphernalia. Common behavioural characteristics include a smug sense of moral superiority tempered with affected ennui, not-entirely-serious suicide attempts, sudden periods of "mourning," and an appropriately dark pseudonym.

A despondent creature, but not to be confused with the emo kid.

Connected with the comic book series by Serena Valentino, of the same name.

The gloom cookie wore black on the outside, to show how black her soul was on the inside.

by Ragnvaeig April 3, 2006

Cookie Sex

To give chat room *cookies* to people and every one go's NOMNOMNOMNOM.

JonseyMcFly. *Cookies for all*
Jane. NOMNOMNOMNOM
JonseyMcFly NOmeNOMnomNOm
shadow. NOMNOMnomNOMNOM
shila. NOMnomNOM
JonseyMcFly. YaY COOKIE Sex

by JonseyMcFly February 7, 2010

cookie monster

An addictive furry creature thing with anger management issues and/or a major case of ad/hd.

Thanks to cookie monster, one truly is never too old to watch Sesame Street.

by chumblespuzz August 23, 2005