dumb-stick

Yet another word for penis.

Some guys think with their dumb-sticks.

by Reb. Schmooooly July 12, 2004

muddy stick

the act of having anal sex with your girlfriend and having her shit on your cock

i gave it to lynette in the ass and she gave me a muddy stick

by johny T. cuddler December 11, 2004

Crack Stick

Another form of saying, masturbate, have sex with females, and to alleviate stress.

Adam: "Yo, George. You crack stick today?"

George: "Always" *Proceeds to make motion of swinging a bat*

by vinzor5000 June 8, 2021

Beanie Stick

beanie stick is a phrase used when talking about how something isn’t capable due to certain circumstances similar to the phrase can pigs fly

zak: that stick just fucked my mum
louis: it’s just a stick with a beanie on
zak: yea it’s beanie stick

by Whereismyeardum June 16, 2021

ugly stick

1)A weapon or tool used to bludgeon a person's face to make them look rather questionable.
2)A person who looks so incredibly offensive that you think that they had to have been beaten to look that bad

1)Good God man, have you seen Katie lately? She looks like she got a little too friendly with an ugly stick.
2)Okay Katie must have taken quite the tumble from the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down because THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING.

by Eduardo666 December 14, 2008

Ugly Stick

A humorous way of saying that someone is, or has become, ugly.

In a movie, a victim is in court and sees her attacker enter court, now quite ugly due to his own actions. Victim says to him: "Look who's been hit with the ugly stick"

by two possum power March 5, 2008

jesus on a stick

General heretical statement of amazement, usually as a substitute for an expletive. Refers to the Christian Jesus crucified on a Roman cross.

by Eric August 15, 2003