Florida

hot as hell

Gray: In Florida, what we call water is Bud Light

by turtleboifortnite February 15, 2022

Florida

florida is a place where meth induced lizard people and old sad people with Danny Duncan live

florida man jhaskhgkjbs,brhk "shoots guy then rides off on a aligator"

by rrpuw February 22, 2022

florida ounces

reddit post posted on February 7, 2022 by snapwillow ironically on r/nostupidquestions that went ridiculously viral on the platform.

"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.

I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."

"fl oz stands for fluid ounces not florida ounces"
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."

by OKAY THEN KGG February 24, 2022

florida sorbet

that good shit...you don't smoke it, you experience it you feel.

damn, that sweet sweet sobs got me like damn daniel that florida sorbet really hit

by millieisbagel May 28, 2021

Florida Friday

When a group of male friends gather on a Friday to do PCP and then fight each other.

Paul: I’m not sure what we could do to celebrate your son’s first communion.
Brian: How about we get the gang together and have a Florida Friday?

by AK50_Update_When? June 1, 2021

Florida

A derogatory adjective, hinting at an individual's stupidity or lack of sense

"Florida man fights crocodile and wins while masturbating and running away from the police simultaneously."
"Florida man donates 47 kidneys to local non-profit organisation"

by Cat in Quiche September 2, 2021

Florida

The space between the penis and them balls.

Yo! My florida be sweatin’ right now!

by The Band Ranch June 11, 2021