helmettits

Breasts that resemble helmets.

becky's got a set of helmettits.

by KTVBD October 20, 2008

helmslay

to decapitate someone

how did mary die

she got helmslay ed

by vassmoney December 20, 2008

Helmet Worthy

A state of being in which the subject is CLEARLY being retarded. *Not to be used for ACTUAL retards..

Wow--you're being REALLY helmet worthy right now.

by Gay Lee January 27, 2009

helmdipping

much like teabagging. except you poke the end of your penis around on a sleeping person's face.

josh: 'dude wtf is that on my face?!'
dude: 'nothin, just helmdipping'

by spank_my_monkey March 10, 2009

helmet

1. shave your head
2. cover it in baby oil
3. from a distance of about 10 feet, run right into your girlfriend's vagina

that is a helmet

by ffffffffffffefffffffffffffffff November 20, 2009

helmet job

A blow job given while a condom is on the penis

"my girl hates the taste of sperm so she gave me a helmet job"

by scrotostretch October 21, 2009

helmet chew

Helmet Chew - The act of a novice or rookie performing fellatio on an uncircumcised penis, and chewing on the excess skin during a flaccid moment.

History: Found most commonly among drunk girls after they have had sex with drunk guys

I woke up thinking I had stuck my cock in a grinder, she helmet chewed me last night and in the morning to wake me up.

or

She has a helmet chewing attitude.

by Rudrafter June 4, 2010