ass hat

adj. a derogatory statement used to imply that someone's presence is as pleasant as wearing an ass for a hat.

"there's bob, I hope he doesn't come over here. That guys such an ass hat."

by DarkSonet September 23, 2009

fedora hat

A fedora is a type of hat that is usually worn by cowboys and mafias. But wait there's more... just kidding.

Indiana Jones popularized the fedora in the Indiana Jones franchise.

The Godfather movie showed the use of fedora hats.

by minion_crush November 26, 2013

Hat Trick

Sex with a Brunette, Blond and Red head in the same 24 hour period

My first "Hat Trick" was Christine, Trinity and Marianne.

by daniel2222222222 December 31, 2011

jimbo hat

a slang word for a condom

I put on a jimbo hat before I get busy.

by Bill Bixler June 30, 2006

witches hats

Gross, skinny boobs that are elongated and sag to a point.

Dude, did you see the witches hats on that chick. That's fricken' nasty.

by Dave March 29, 2004

Cat in a Hat

Term used to describe someone who is attractive, yet unstable. They seem like a good time, but turn out to be a complete mess.

I wouldn't hookup with him/her if I were you, I hear he's/she's a "cat in a hat."

by Brainy Ledom August 1, 2011

Elf Hat

The small amount of feces (much often with a resemblence to a Hershey's kiss) one finds on the tip of their member after removing it from someone's anus.

Dude, I was bangin this chick the other day in the ass and I pulled out an elf hat!

by gr8thinkr March 14, 2011