dalton hamburger

when you eat a giant disk of molten steel and fucking die

"what happened to luke?"

"he ate the dalton hamburger and fucking died"

by osiris3330 September 3, 2023

Karl Hamburger

The act of defecating on your partners chest, and then using your buttocks to smash the stool into the shape of a hamburger patty.

Andy enjoyed the feeling of a fresh Karl Hamburger before bed.

by Dallydooley January 7, 2024

Cameron Hamer loves edging

“I love to edge to JJ’s cowlick”- Cameron Hamer, 1.17.24

I love Cameron Hamer loves edging

by Bo.Hallas January 17, 2024

Dirty hambrick

When a man above 6’ attempts to find a woman (preferably ones called jade or selene) and attempt to enter their rectum via reverse vacuum-seal

“Oh max, careful! My butt is swelling”

“Shut up ho, *slaps butthole teasingly and enters with a dirty hambrick”

by CaelsGay March 8, 2024

The Hamburglar Touch

After giving a facial, the man goes to “grab a towel”. The man proceeds to ransack the kitchen of booze and deli meats, then make for the nearest exit.

There’s a bunch of wine in the fridge, I hit this divorcee with the hamburglar touch the other night.

by Filthyrandall November 2, 2025

Browning the hamburger meat

To take a shit

Doug walked in on me browning the hamburger meat yesterday

by Hamburglar69 May 31, 2016

macaroni and cheese hamburger

The best, yet most disgusting thing to whisper in your friends ear

O: Hey I gotta secret
P: what?
O: macaroni and cheese hamburger
P: *rips his organs out

by Coki Doki December 16, 2019