National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019

National grab ass day

On October 3rd is the day where you can grab anybody ass

Just walked by and grab this boy ass it really doesn’t matter because It’s national grab ass day

by Treasurebutler October 2, 2019

I grab my shovel

A line from static x’s song I’m with stupid. A possible sample from a film but is unknown

“I grab my shovel” “I grab my shovel” “I grab my shovel” Taking on a gang slang that’s on a gang bang here right on me gotta pick on someone else! I know that’s here so I know that I wade through sh*t! He’s a loser he’s a loser she said!

by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023

National grab dick day

On April 19 all girls must go up to at least one guy and grab their dick anything can happen after that ; )

1- hey why did you grab my dick
2- it’s national grab dick day ;)
1- ok then;)

by John Cena 2222222 April 13, 2019

National grab boob day

it's not a fuckin thing you horny fuck. go jump off a damn bridge if you think it's okay to grab a girls tits, you fucking bastard.

dude 1: "it's national grab boob day! let's go grab some tits!"

dude 2: "are you actually serious? you're fucking disgusting"

by tr4nsfreakk May 13, 2022

Handlebar grab

While in the doggy style position, the one giving grabs the other by the ears and stretches them out for support.

“What’s your favourite sex position?”
“Hmmm I just love it when he gives me a handlebar grab”

by rapperthepaul January 29, 2023

Grab ass day

Nation grab ass day

So you can go grab any girl/guy/Humans Ass
Make sure you get a big one

Boy: guess what day it is

Girl: idk what day is it?
Boy: grab ass day! That means I can grab your ass whenever and you not get mad
Girl: do what ever Idc

by YourMomaIsAQueen December 9, 2019