Portsmouth Flicker Gooning

It is similar to the act of flicker gooning however you paint your penis blue and sing play up pompey whilst doing this, this is a popular act in the city of Portsmouth, UK

Wow, I just had the best experience whilst Portsmouth Flicker Gooning!

by Googlebop February 5, 2025

Gooning

Gooning is when you edge for more than 5 hours.

: That guy has been edging for at least 5 hours

: Yeah, hes gooning.

by watermelonenjoyer December 22, 2023

Goon

People who dont care and people who dont listen to the nay sayers. Their different and unique in their own ways and will be something in the world

I love Mya shes such a goon. I can def see her being a successful person

by I got that long shlong 3000 May 17, 2020

The Ghost of the Goon

Also known as The Ultimate Gooner, he haunts the streets of Goonville and preys upon the gooners of the world. If you goon too hard, he will come for you, and cum for you.

Guy 1: I gooned too hard last night.
Guy 2: How hard did you goon?
Guy 1: The Ghost of the Goon got me.
Guy 2: Oh gee willikers! Not The Ghost of the Goon! Did he finish you off?
Guy 1: …

by User 973846920591 May 1, 2025

goon

Your short friend

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Look its the goon
Person 3: Hi goon
Person 1: I am bringing my nerf gun next time (joke)

by paradenical February 21, 2020

goon

someone who is just an idiot and cute at the same time. A goofball who does silly things and doesn't care what people think about him or her. Is somewhat socially retarded yet extremely funny in the things he or she says/does.

Ben Stiller is a goon and Will Ferrell is a huge goon. Ashton Kutcher is a goon in That 70's Show only. But track star Tyler Anyan is the biggest goon of them all.

by jambajuicelvr21 March 7, 2011

Goon Cave

A dark or dim space where a person would lay horizontally and goon. Oftentimes, people enter the goon cave during peak daylight, when they should be outside.

Yo! I’m going to the goon cave!

by dylf2025 July 27, 2025