Frank's Monday Night Special

Performing the rusty trombone act on a Filipino man in the bathroom of a Brooklyn pizza joint. The timing of this event is usually Cinco de Mayo.

Tony is normally a pretty macho guy, but he sure loved that Frank's Monday Night Special after all those tequila shots on the fifth. He was literally shitfaced.

by Glenn Miller's Ghost September 17, 2010

franken feet

The peculiar way of walking after sitting on the bowl too long and losing all feeling from the knees down.

Look at him lumber away from the bathroom, he's got franken feet.

by realtalljason2 July 12, 2011

Flank Basket

A term widely used to describe a gentleman or lady's undercarriage, especially if said undercarriage resembles a cut of venison.

You, Sir, are a flank basket to the highest degree!
Stop wiggling your flank basket in front of me.

Remove your flank basket from the vicinity!
Wrap your flank basket for added protection.

by FlankBaskets December 11, 2013

frank spice

The act of applying hot sauce to the anus during brutal or hardcore anal sex

me and my girl frank spiced it last night

by baconlettucetomato January 18, 2015

frank job

When you stick your dick into another persons armpit and you perform the farting motion noise you would make until the guy cums

Man, Jenna gave me a great frank job last night! I came all in her armpit!

by Themofo July 24, 2014

Frank Tupelo

A very hot and attractive, nice smelling math teacher who also likes to travel, known as a tourist. He is obsessed with maths and making his students blush with his facial expressions, smirks and gazes. He prefers to be called Sir or Mr. Tupelo in class but if you ever call him master make sure you have good running shoes on. He was a criminal in the past and is very rich. Make him spaghetti and he'll marry you and he always wears suits. Warning this man can damage your brain forever with his haunting smirks... and can pop up in your dreams or thoughts...

Bailey: "I secretly wish frank tupelo is my math teacher.."

Liva: "Did you know that his real name is Alexander Pearce?"

by Mr.GoInMyCloset July 25, 2016

fank ass

A term used to describe a shady or corrupt character. Someone who goes around dealing scams, stealing & lying just to achieve a personal goal.

" I can't believe how much of a fank ass your brother has become, Michelle" said Tommy.

by SxychryGrly July 17, 2016