Cayden Forde

Cayden is person who is bad at a guitar

Cayden Forde uh oh spaghettioititotitttiotoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by ianboomer October 21, 2019

Jordan Ford

To crush all sales goals and absolutely decimate any and all goals set for the given time frame. To get ahold of the most secluded people by outworking and outsmarting any and all methods of communication to make a meeting happen

Man I am so behind on my sales goals, it's time to jordan ford the hell out of this month

by MilestoneInc February 1, 2022

James ford

midget oompa loompa in charlie and the chocolate factory

hey look its a james ford!

by FattyBoomba67 April 27, 2022

Emmeline Ford

A girl who cut off her nipples as a child and has no curves. Emmeline is the funniest person she knows, and she knows A LOT of people. She has a sweating problem, but that doesn’t stop her from being radiant.

“You know Emmeline Ford?”

“Yeah”
“Emmeline Ford is so cool”

by Poopoogo September 10, 2023

Ford

An American automaker that makes both very good and semi-good cars. For years Ford has dominated the truck market, selling F150s like a beast, and winning best heavy-duty and full-size pickup truck awards left and right. Their new Ecoboost technology makes all of their vehicles fun to drive, unlike stupid Japanese automakers who make ugly, slow, boring, ill-equipped and overpriced cars that drive, ride, and handle terribly... Ford's vehicles assembled in the USA are very good, mainly their pickup trucks. But the stupid Focus and Fiesta aren't built in America, and thus suck balls, with the exception of the Focus ST and RS.

Fat Redneck: My Dodge Cummins just blew its third tranny... I need a tow.

Ugly Fart who listens to too much country: I would come give you a tow, but my V8 truck doesn't tow very well and gets like -4 mpg.

Playa wit da F150: I gottchu Fat Redneck. My aluminum-bodied V6 F150 not only can tow more than any other truck in its class, but it gets good MPGs and will blow the doors off both your sorry trucks wit dat ECOBOOST TECH BOIII.

Fat Redneck and Ugly Fart: Shit, better sell these to a couple suckers and buy a FORD...

by nevabrokedown May 27, 2017

the zack ford show

A show that features Zack Ford the Awesome HOST, Plastic the talking fuck, and Jack/Spock/Logic the quiet producer. The show is about these three talking about world news, trends, and showcase convincing skits. The show is on Thursdays at 7 PM EST and is available to listen on www.spreaker.com/ user/8263574.

Person 1: Hey dude do you listen to The Zack Ford Show?
Person 2: Hell yeah! But I don't like Plastic though.

by RubyRedFamilyJewels February 1, 2017

Ford

Ford is the worst car company created. Ford makes vehicles that are fixed or repaired daily, and many of them are f**ked on race day.

My ford had to get pulled out of the mud by a sweet Chevy the other day.

by EGGSareAWESOME April 4, 2017