I went to a function recently and I had to fake clap for that phony, Hillary Clinton, after her speech.
I was compelled to fake clap when Derek Jeter got a hit off of Johan Santana, otherwise, the bleacher bums would have thrown beer on me.
I was compelled to fake clap when Derek Jeter got a hit off of Johan Santana, otherwise, the bleacher bums would have thrown beer on me.
by Bronx-Bob August 16, 2009
Get the Fake Clap mug.The Code The Americans Play. The one with all the hands on the balls and the ass grabbing. They say the superbowl is the most watched thing on T.V but the world Cup final ( the real football tournament) is watched much more.
Guy #1: Wanna Watch A Football Game?!?!?
Guy#2: Yer! I LOve Watching Men Grabbing Each Others Asses And Catching A Ball So They Can Do A Retarded Dance And give A Load of americans have an excuse to get fat!
Guy From Another Country: U Dick Heads.Its Fake Football For Christs Sake!
Guy#2: Yer! I LOve Watching Men Grabbing Each Others Asses And Catching A Ball So They Can Do A Retarded Dance And give A Load of americans have an excuse to get fat!
Guy From Another Country: U Dick Heads.Its Fake Football For Christs Sake!
by mike 90210 September 16, 2008
Get the Fake Football mug.A group of 1-4 kids who act tuff smoke weed and fuck sluts. Primarily 8th graders named jack or joe. Fake bloods often threaten people for no reason and think their life is hard. They probably have shitty parents and are the most popular people in school because everybody else is a dumb ass as well
Person 1- hey did you hear about how jack dropped his juul in the toilet he’s so stupid.
Person 2- hey watch out he’s a fake blood he will threaten you and never follow up on it..
Person 2- hey watch out he’s a fake blood he will threaten you and never follow up on it..
by Fact spitter nwms October 30, 2019
Get the Fake blood mug.They always reject you.
They change their behavior in 2 seconds.
They're never happy for you.
They're always jealous of you.
They insult you and then,they say "it's just a joke.
They make you cry.
They never defend you.
They don't text you back.
They act different with you want they're around other friends.
You cant tell them your problems.
They don't laugh at your jokes or they fake laugh.
They just text you when they need something.
They always talk about them.
And more...
In conclusion,I have fake friends.
They change their behavior in 2 seconds.
They're never happy for you.
They're always jealous of you.
They insult you and then,they say "it's just a joke.
They make you cry.
They never defend you.
They don't text you back.
They act different with you want they're around other friends.
You cant tell them your problems.
They don't laugh at your jokes or they fake laugh.
They just text you when they need something.
They always talk about them.
And more...
In conclusion,I have fake friends.
Fake Friend:Hey!I know we havent talk for a while but I need-
Me:You always need things from me! I only have fake friends.
Me:You always need things from me! I only have fake friends.
by that one bitch_ June 12, 2020
Get the Fake friends mug.She told me she wanted a straight man that had the desirable qualities of a gay man... I said 'oh you want a "fake-fruit!?"
by cosmo.lesbox May 22, 2008
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Fake net is companies writing their own product reviews
Fake net is buying followers to boost an audience
Fake net is platform users such as Facebook or Twitter creating false narratives and news or linking to outdated information that is no longer relevant or accurate
Fake net is buying followers to boost an audience
Fake net is platform users such as Facebook or Twitter creating false narratives and news or linking to outdated information that is no longer relevant or accurate
by Ahoymehearties March 28, 2017
Get the fake net mug.you: *enjoying wrestling minding your own business*
asshole friend: you know that wrestling is fake right
you: *gets up and kills him* did that feel fake bitch
asshole friend: you know that wrestling is fake right
you: *gets up and kills him* did that feel fake bitch
by caleb_yeetyman May 6, 2020
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