Baby Food

A phrase made to describe anything easy or lame. Often in reference to an item, the phrase can also pertain to any person as well. Although the correct usage of this phrase has a broad scope, one must utilize their own discretion in assuring that the phrase is used correctly.

You can only curl 10-pound weights? Those weights are baby food.
Did you hear that he failed the test? He's just baby food.

by justbabyfood September 5, 2011

If you dig a six foot hole how deep is that hole?

Its prolly like 20ft

If you dig a six foot hole how deep is that hole? Its prolly like 20ft

by Olipokka May 30, 2020

two monkeys fucking a football

When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.

Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.

by slipsheet December 13, 2004

Food coma

Eating so much food that you feel as if you are about to pass out or fall asleep.

Last night I went to McDonalds, taco bell, KFC, and pizza hut. I ordered two big macs, three chalupas, twelve piece bucket of chicken, and a supreme pizza. After eating, I was not able to move, so I called in sick the next day and told my boss that I was suffering from a food coma.

by Gazelle462 February 6, 2015

kiss me you fool

The iconic words spoken by Harry Styles to Louis Tomlinson in a video of them playing with chocolate coins in 2011. One of the cutest (and oldest) Larry Stylinson moments. P.S. louis tops

harry: "now kiss me you fool"

by alanastyles January 6, 2019

a monkey fucking a football

The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.

When my wife was trying to change her wiper blades she looked like a monkey fucking a football.

by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009

foodjew

A man/woman that hoards food for such an unnecessary amount of time, that it is considered illegal in some countries. Said items are usually stored for that "special time", which realistically never occurs.

John: "Dude, open those pretzels and give me one, they look awesome"
Chris: "Nah man, I'm saving those for when North Korea and South Korea unite and forget their differences"
John: "GOD.........stop being such a foodjew"

by MikeWasowsky February 26, 2011