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bleach float

A bleach float is a mug of scorching hot water with washing up liquid and bleach mixed in. It is always filled up to the top. It's preferably in a white mug.
She killed herself by drinking a bleach float.
by Jam Woosh April 22, 2017
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Corn floatie

The grossness that is corn or any other whole vegetables or items, eaten and then pooped out whole, that float in the toilet water seperate from the poop.
I looked back and down and there was a corn floatie in my poop water.
by Babyquigly November 24, 2017
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Egg Float

When you lean back in a chair and fart, the gas travels from your anus up your perineum and manages to escape by splitting your scrotum, thus lifting your balls to escape.
Dude, i had to let one rip while i was driving.
it came out like a complete Egg Float
by Barettokurabu January 10, 2018
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Meatball float

When a guy gets a boner in a pool or hot tub
“I was at the local pool and this hot chick swam past me and dude I swear I had the hugest meatball float and it was so embarrassing. Couldn’t help it I guess”
by foxyjade47 September 10, 2018
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Fat floaters

When your ankles are so fat that your bones grind together
My fat floaters is so bad that I can’t run
by User77 October 22, 2018
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milf float

Expensive vehicle driven by an attractive woman of advancing years
Have you seen her Porsche, it's a real milf float
by Old fashioned girl November 21, 2018
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