flat

A circular crack rock, coming straight from the pot.

Flats look like flapjacks -- Pancakes? You don't know.

by ziptnf October 31, 2007

studio flat

a one room, over priced box. Normally containing a kitchenette (2 ring hob if your lucky and a plug)with open plan lounge/bedroom.

Perfect for hobbits and people with no real friends.

Knock, knock;
hold on, i need to fold away the bed before i can open the door to my studio flat.

by badgerballer May 25, 2007

steenk floot

1. Sticking your dick in a girls mouth after thoroughly ramming her in the ass
2. Whilst having anal sex, hearing a whistle-like sound due to a small pocket of trapped air inside the asshole
3. Sticking the end actual flute of some sort, preferably steel, up a chicks ass and playing on the mouthpiece of the flute

"I got a little tired of going to band class and seeing this skank think she was good at playing an instrument, so i made her play the steenk floot"

"This bitch was pissin' me off so I gave her the steenk floot"

by j00 January 5, 2005

flat stanley

blowing your load while you're soft

d'jessica couldn't even get me hard, but i still blew my load flat stanley style

by shwoogie May 15, 2010

flat-out

1. plain, open and direct

2. at full speed

3. total, complete

He just farted in my face, flat-out.

by The Return of Light Joker October 1, 2007

Flat Rate

Flat rate is a method of payment used by auto manufactures, dealerships and independent repair facilities whereby every repair has an assigned time value. Better technicians prefer to be paid this way as it rewards experience and speed. Also commonly known as book time.

Wow Pete did I just see you replace that engine in just a few hours? Sure did Joe. I beat the shit out of "Flat Rate" by doing it in 5 hours! My next paycheck is gonna be huge!

by Self made man November 2, 2013

Flat

One of the worst variant of girls.
If your flat your not a real girl, having more boobs then ass or having none at all

Guy 1- hey me and my girl are gonna have sex tonight

Guy 2- I don’t think so you know why none of the guys dated her because she’s flat

Guy 1- oh well I guess I’ll see for my

self

“Undresses girl “ WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS YOU FLAT PIECE OF SHIT YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED ON BEING A THOT ON TIK TOK YOU UGLY FLAT JUNK.
GIRL- but that does not matter and I’m already pregnant

Guy-1 I’m GETTING SOME MILK FOR MYSELF AND IM NOT COMING BACK AS A MATTER OF FACT LEAVE MY HOUSE NOW

by Mrnotasimp April 21, 2020