Fight an Ogre

Have a very large poo.

"That meal was great. Now I have to go and fight an ogre."

by Jemson December 13, 2008

nothing fight

when a couple that hates eachother so much and want to stab eachother in the neck with a steakknife are together. invented by dane cook.

dane cook: i hear the nothing fight in the next isle. i hear mumbles and grumbles.
man: mhmm mhmm mhm sjsadm mmhmm
woman: zzzzz care zzzzzzzzzz care. ... care.
dane cook: so i go watch the nothing fight in the next isle
man: I ASKED YOU, DO WE, OR DO WE NOT HAVE JELLY IN THE HOUSE?
woman: i dont even know jelly. i even get hives when i look at jelly, i dont even know what jelly is, what is jelly? i dont even care.

by YO MAMMA?! June 11, 2006

Frighten turtle syndrome

The act of the male penis retreating back into the pelvis area causing it to look like the head a Frighten turtle Also known as FTS

That water was damn cold I now have Frighten turtle syndrome (FTS)

by Wooha5062 April 26, 2010

Cuddle Fight

In order to satisfy the intense desire to cuddle someone, no matter what the situation, one may choose to instigate a Cuddle Fight. Similar to an arm wrestle, in that it can be spontaneous and needs no preparation. In a Cuddle Fight, everyone is a winner.

Antonym of Cuddle Rape.

"Doop doop doop here I am on the High Stree-oh my gosh I just HAVE to cuddle someone RIGHT NOW..."

"Deep deep deep here I am minding my own business"

"YOU! CUDDLE FIGHT"

"I accept your challenge!"

"Hooray, we both win!"

by dewdars February 9, 2010

Frightmare

(noun): Originated by "1000 Ways To Die". A frightmare is when you have a repeated nightmare and you die in your sleep from a heart attack.

Tina told me that she use to have nightmares about midgets. That's before she died in her sleep from a frightmare.

by capnkev April 8, 2009

Foo fighters

A good band that travels the world, holding concerts whilst fighting the foo

-He's fighting the foo!
-Really? Who are you cheering on?
-The foo!

by Jahve October 3, 2004

fight club

You can no more learn to swim from a textbook than tell someone about fight club. The spread of the story's popularity only enforces its point. Like fucking cancer.
Oh, and "Where is my mind" was so great, possibly the best use of a song in a movie

Someone: Tell me about fight club!!!!!
Me: Look, here's 5 bucks, rent it and find out yourself.

by frosty the devouring snowman September 21, 2005