bum-fiddler

Derogatory. One who handles their anus for recreation. Similar in use to wanker.

"That bum-fiddler just cut me up."

by hannahsmetana April 13, 2015

fringe fiddler

When one likes to fiddle fringes in a sexual way... A favourite technique used amongst paedophiles

aka (fringeaphiles)

Hey Have you seen that guy who lives down the street

He's a dirty fringe fiddler

by fringey cunt October 22, 2015

the fiddler

When a woman is licking the side of a shlong as if she's playing the fiddle.

Damn, Brittany knows how to do the fiddler.

by Enerhgize November 6, 2015

Toxic Fiddle

The act of dipping someones penis into an unknown substance, then proceeding to give them a blowjob.

("Hey did you hear about Aaron?"
"Yeah, I heard Susie gave him an epic Toxic Fiddle!"

by Insanetea January 4, 2016

wireless fedelity

A bullshit phrase to explain what wifi stands for. It is also quite like oxygen, if we don't have wifi, we will not survive.

Juan: Man do they got some wireless fedelity here?
Brady: Dude that's not a real word. Wi-fi isn't an acronym, it's just a name.

wifi
wi-fi
juan
wireless
shit
bullshit
oxygen

by soIcanenteranythinghere? March 1, 2016

butter fiddle

A hot guy with a beautiful face but severe erectile dysfunction.

He was beautiful but we didn't make sweet music together because he was a total butter fiddle.

by MakingEntropy September 12, 2016

briscoe fedele

Elevation Is the Biggest Part of His Life, Family Oriented. loyal. Very Open-Minded. Creative. Can't Live Without Music. Musician at Heart. Born Go Getter. Take Care Of What his. Can not Be Labeled. Jack of all trade. . .. ..Perfectionist not Perfect. (Logical) Deep Thinker . Never Satisfied. Which are all Gifts and Curse. Made Like no other. Hard Worker. What You Give To Him is What You Get but Giver First. Forgives Won't Forget. Keep demons caged until played with.

Briscoe fedele

by Mindmade December 21, 2016