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i fucked ur dad

the insult of all insults to make any grown man cry
this insult is so severe that it has been known to give people panic attacks and put people in comas, and in some cases even death
todd: how was your day
larry: i fucked ur dad
todd: {instant coma}
by lanky nonse 68 September 24, 2021
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Functionally Fucked

Drunk as a motherfucker but with an odd sense of clarity and functionality.
Person 1: "How is Ben taking a test right now, he's had 18 drinks??"
Person 2: "I guess he's just functionally fucked."
by Ttirrem ikslahcim November 28, 2021
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Robs fucked head

When you rub so much acetone on your head that the growth of your hair becomes minimal. To the point every girl/guy is disturbed by your presence.
We were having a nice conversation at lunch then I lost my appetite when I looked up and saw Robs fucked head.
by pflexwigga July 27, 2022
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good n' fucked

Man, you are good n' fucked now!

That garage should be named good n' fucked. "bring yo car on down to good n' fucked! If it ain't fucked up when you leaves, bring it on back and we'll fuck it up some mo!"

good n fucked goodnfucked good and fucked goodandfucked fucked fucked over cheated robbed
by Dagubment May 1, 2016
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You a fucked up person!

Someone who throws things breaks things and screams like a little BITCH and slanders ons name threatens one to have bab things happen to their property family and life if you don't do what they DeAmanda Lots !if they don't get their way!!
That WHIGGER throw things at me Screamed at me like a little bitch just like " my kids do before I gave them Time outs and called me a Faggot if I didn't call hiss Bitch who don't Like" You a fucked up person! "People !!!!!
by B-RAG July 14, 2016
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finna get fucked

me:yo kev whatchu got going on today?

kev:im finna get fucked boyo

me: good luck with that.
by SkrubNub March 16, 2017
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stucked when fucked

A very unique term given to a couple or pair of partners that come into an ER with the problem of the male or dominate male penis is either stuck because a sphincter or muscle not releasing the males penisfrom an analor vaginal orifice.
No joke this happened.

I'm in the ER and two guys walk in doing a conga line motion. one holding the other and sweating profusely , in one look I could tell the guy behind the other was in major pain, so I move him and his partner to a private room and ask what was wrong. One begins to tell me they met at a trans and gaybar and one thing led to another well they had begun to have intercourseand after a long couple of hours the receiving partner orgasmsand the muscles in his anus clenched the giving partnerspenis,and would not release it. So after a moment of muscle relaxing injections into the partners rectalarea the second partner begins to sigh in relief as to his pain level lowering. After a few long moments the giving partners penis pops out and he says with a straight face says. That's what I call being stucked when fucked.

After they left I laughed for a couple of minutes to how crazy that was. The same thing happened a month later with same guy giving and his wife. So wow.
by Dr. Francisco baker December 31, 2017
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